THE City of Columbus Cares Too Much About Football

This is not news.

I really don't care about the changes in facial hair patterns of Ohio State University's football coaching staff. How in the name of Walter Kronkite does this merit a frickin' news story? There's a war going on, people!

And yeah, I left the 'The' out on purpose, as I do in all of my news stories. Pretentiousness, downright pretentiousness!